road blumpkin
"Broseuf, last night, I was driving this chick home, she started giving me road blumpkin like it was fucking Christmas. I made her clean up both messes after she finished. Bong."
road blumpkin by Nick Mas December 17, 2006
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Road Blumpkin
Road Blumpkin by Broken teapot June 11, 2021
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Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin - when a male is receiving a blumpkin and his fecal matter is a mixture of diarrhea and chunks
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Road Atomic Blumpkin
When a man who is driving receives road dome, craps his pants from the force of the dome and vomits on the woman giving him road dome. Especially entertaining when more than 2 people are in the car. Best done in someone else's car...
John was getting head late at night while driving Sarah and Paul home. Sarah leaned over to give him some road dome when John crapped his pants and vomited all over Sarah from car sickness. Paul laughed his ass off and was glad it wasn't his car. What a great road atomic blumpkin
Road Atomic Blumpkin by Joe the schmo February 6, 2013
Road Blumkin
The act of recieving a blumkin whilst driving a motor vehicle down the road.
i.e. Getting road head while shitting on the seat.
i.e. Getting road head while shitting on the seat.
"Dude, my car seat is ruined, but the road blumkin was totally worth it."
"Whats up with your seat, it stinks?"
"My Dad borrowed my car and my Mom gave him a road blumkin on the way to church."
"Whats up with your seat, it stinks?"
"My Dad borrowed my car and my Mom gave him a road blumkin on the way to church."
Road Blumkin by Marc Hune April 8, 2009
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