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River rock

A river rock is a solid hard turd, followed by raging diarrhea!!!
Dang Brett don't use the bathroom, Steve had a river rock that he just let loose not a good sight!!!
by stevetotheo April 13, 2015
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River Rock

Illegal Mexican immigrants that drown trying to cross the Rio Grande river into the US
Cletus: I'm sick of those fucking river rocks coming and taking our jobs
Clint: Damn straight. Now pass me the chewing tobacco
by My_Real_Name_420 July 14, 2017
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river rock

the shitist drink in the world that tastes like shit and gives ppl diarria do not drinkm river rock it will give u rebola
by bellygwen NoodlZ August 29, 2015
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Rock River

This starts off with a guy taking a shit on the upper part of a girls back. The guy then slides in between the girls legs on his back and begins to masturbate. The chick straightens her back and the shit slides down her back and onto the masturbating mans cock. After all the shit has slid off her back she then squats over the man and pisses on the poopy dick leading to a gigantic orgasm for the man.(Assuming you like masturbating with piss and shit)
God Dammit, that fucking hooker I bought for Don's bachelor last night charged me an extra 100 bucks to give him a Rock River.

This term comes from The Rock River which runs through my hometown of Rockford, IL. It is dirty and consists mostly of the piss and shit from the Nascar hillbillies that live here and boat on it.
by SaggyBallsHD July 16, 2008
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the river raisin snot rocket

When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.
Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.
by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020
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Rocky River

The greatest fuckin' town in history and the person putting river down just had no friends and hates the world.
Hey, Rocky River is the shit but there is a lot of loner gay people with no friends that think Rocky River sucks when its a perfectly good city there.
by imrichfuckbitches January 26, 2009
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Rocky River

the worst and most judgemental/preppy city on the entire planet.
"Oh hey lets go to Rocky River!" *goes there* "Um...nevermind. Bad idea. Let's go home."
by CarlyKillsYouTM August 3, 2008
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