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The coolest person you could be friends with. Good at whatever he cares about and has a humongous dick and just naturally really fucking cool
charlie sheen seems like a Ritvick
ritvick by all fax💯 April 17, 2021
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Ritvick joke 

A joke which is funny in no way. It is the most unfunniest joke ever known to humanity.
Ritvick said, “What did the cowboy say to the cow?”
I said, “what?”
He replied, “Boy”
This is a Ritvick joke
Ritvick joke by CumGobbler69 May 30, 2023

Ritvik Sagar 

A very basic horny weeb who once started watching anime for it’s cool animation and fighting scenes but was slowly consumed by the hentai world and turned into a (horny) monster.
I think you’re having a ritvik sagar....
Ritvik Sagar by Naruto kun<3 May 10, 2021
A Ritvik is a hairy trendsetter that starts waves in all of his friend groups. Known for their playful nature, Ritviks' laughs are contagious. However, his lack of gene variety coming from his single family branch limits his mental capacity. In the end, he is a great friend that will always lighten up the mood! "Oh, Okay."
Ritviks are so cute when they don't shave!
Ritvik by janseh February 17, 2020

dirty Ritvik 

A man who likes a woman named Brinley and dreams of many sensation.
Dirty Ritvik is a man that dreams of dirty things of a certain woman

Ritvik dreams of being with Brinley.

Definition of Brinley: a woman you Ritvik dreams of.

Brinley is a woman is white and loves Indian man.
dirty Ritvik by SuperBigWilly February 14, 2023
Is a very shy person and is a fucking amazing guitarist and you can fall in love with him easily!
hey ritvik, lets kill it!
Ritvik by fuckyolo#youonlydieoonce February 8, 2013

RitvikTeotia

A smelly person which is late for everything, he has a lot of money but loses it all the time.
Oh my goodness how are you 6 hours late! your such a RitvikTeotia
RitvikTeotia by rahul smolimoky October 8, 2019
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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