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Rip snort

v: When you rip a hard belly laugh so hard that you snort through your nose. The best ones are when you rip snort, causing someone else to crank a hard belly laugh leading to a rip snort. this can continue until someone farts or (best of all) shits her pants. Women are the best rip snorters for some unknown reason.
Matt: That was a massive rip snort.

Mike: I know, and I think your Mother just shit her pants.
by mcroson January 16, 2011
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rip snorter

That was a rip snorter of a piss up last night mate!
by Sambolini January 4, 2007
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rip-snorting

How a wild boar acts when he goes crazy, such as when he enters a strawberry patch or a chicken coop.
Let's have some rip-snorting good times in this piece.

Man, I got rip-snorted by that test this morning.
by . Anonymous . January 12, 2009
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Rip snortin' red

When something is very brightly colored red. Usually refers to someone who is very badly sun burnt.
"That idiot didn't put on any sunscreen all day and now he's rip snortin' red!"
by Uncle Bob Sagot November 17, 2011
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Rip snorter

A prestigiously loud and potent fart.
A look of embarrasment spread across his face as what he thought would be a silent fart turned into a right rip snorter.
by Mick the Master Farter March 8, 2010
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rip snorter

State of being highly buzzed and having a good time.
That tall chick I was talking to at the bar had a stinkin' filthy rip snorter, dude. She was offering me shots of Jager and falling off the stool and shit. I think I might be temporarily in love.
by exitflagger April 25, 2008
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ripsnorter

Something that is excellent, or of good report. See also bottler.
"Grand Theft Auto: Vice City is a real ripsnorter of a game, isn't it?"
"Yes."
by Jenesis September 18, 2004
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