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Ring Dinger 

Dr Gregory Johnson's signature move. This is when he lifts the calves of the person to be adjusted, then he locks his pelvis in place with pins, wraps a towel around his neck, and pulls, sometimes twice and a loud crack can be heard. Other than a ring dinger, he also calls this "spinal decompression".
Dr Gregory Johnson: *pulls on neck*
*loud crack is heard*
Dr Gregory Johnson: There we go! Did you feel that all the way down?
Guy: Yeah I did, woah.
Dr Gregory Johnson: That was a good ring dinger wasn't it?
Guy: Yeah for sure it was.
Ring Dinger by BuildTheBuilder January 12, 2019
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Ring dinger 

I continuous strand of feces that slightly touches end-to-end to make a perfect ring in the toilet bowl.
Terri: "Hey Brent, check out the ring dinger I left for you in our bathroom."

Brent: "HA, rookie, gimme 20 minutes. You ain't seen shit" (pun intended)
Ring dinger by Daynuh_bee March 12, 2023

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding 

The sound of the fox.
Person 1: "Dude i heard something outside."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Listen."
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding"
Person 2: "Don't worry man, it's just a fox."

Ringdonger

A ringdonger is someone who leaves a group facetime or online chat and without warning and does not return.
*On facetime*
Person 1: *Leaves*
Person 2: Why did he leave?
Person 3: Cause he just a ringdonger mate, its what he does.
Ringdonger by Riley Somerset December 17, 2018

ringzinger 

a shit that burns your asshole as it comes out, generally after eating a hot curry.

OR

a man who likes to lick asshole
MAAAAN that curry last night gave me ringzinger, i had to squirt water up my ass to get some relief

ahahaha yeah that ryan dude is a real ringzinger
ringzinger by jownay May 8, 2006

Ringzinger 

The feeling of intense fire in and around your mud muscle while taking a poo.

Occurs after eating hot and spicy zinger sauce at KFC
The colonel really dished me up a finger licking good ringzinger
Ringzinger by Antiscene74 May 20, 2016

RingDinger 

the act of making love to the whole from some ones earing (usualy gauged ears only work)
due i just gave that guy a ringdinger now he can hear my sperm swiming
RingDinger by Steven Salazar 3rd February 5, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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