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Ring Dinger 

Dr Gregory Johnson's signature move. This is when he lifts the calves of the person to be adjusted, then he locks his pelvis in place with pins, wraps a towel around his neck, and pulls, sometimes twice and a loud crack can be heard. Other than a ring dinger, he also calls this "spinal decompression".
Dr Gregory Johnson: *pulls on neck*
*loud crack is heard*
Dr Gregory Johnson: There we go! Did you feel that all the way down?
Guy: Yeah I did, woah.
Dr Gregory Johnson: That was a good ring dinger wasn't it?
Guy: Yeah for sure it was.
Ring Dinger by BuildTheBuilder January 12, 2019
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Ring dinger 

I continuous strand of feces that slightly touches end-to-end to make a perfect ring in the toilet bowl.
Terri: "Hey Brent, check out the ring dinger I left for you in our bathroom."

Brent: "HA, rookie, gimme 20 minutes. You ain't seen shit" (pun intended)
Ring dinger by Daynuh_bee March 12, 2023

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding 

Person 1: "Dude i heard something outside."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Listen."
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding"
Person 2: "Don't worry man, it's just a fox."

Ringdonger

A ringdonger is someone who leaves a group facetime or online chat and without warning and does not return.
*On facetime*
Person 1: *Leaves*
Person 2: Why did he leave?
Person 3: Cause he just a ringdonger mate, its what he does.
Ringdonger by Riley Somerset December 17, 2018

ringzinger 

a shit that burns your asshole as it comes out, generally after eating a hot curry.

OR

a man who likes to lick asshole
MAAAAN that curry last night gave me ringzinger, i had to squirt water up my ass to get some relief

ahahaha yeah that ryan dude is a real ringzinger
ringzinger by jownay May 8, 2006

Ringzinger 

The feeling of intense fire in and around your mud muscle while taking a poo.

Occurs after eating hot and spicy zinger sauce at KFC
The colonel really dished me up a finger licking good ringzinger
Ringzinger by Antiscene74 May 20, 2016

RingDinger 

the act of making love to the whole from some ones earing (usualy gauged ears only work)
due i just gave that guy a ringdinger now he can hear my sperm swiming
RingDinger by Steven Salazar 3rd February 5, 2005