Ring Bologna

A turd that resembles an anaconda!

I'll shall return after I twist off a ring bologna!

by Skillzzz August 10, 2023

Bologna Ring

The soft fleshy ring of your remaining foreskin.

My girlfriend enjoys playing with my bologna ring before placing my cock in her mouth!!!!

by Aaron Allen September 10, 2021

Bologna ring

A massive turd that curls around in the toilet bowl that looks like a boa constrictor.

Virgil: I ate too much chickpea noodle spaghetti and paid the price.

Cletus: How so ?

Virgil: I took a shit and it curled around in the toilet bowl. It looked like a bologna ring.
Cletus: Ew.
Virgil : It just spun round and round in there leaving skid marks but never went to it's home so I left it.

Cletus : What about the next man up ?

Virgil: While I was getting my gas station hot dog, Takis and fountain drink I heard the cashier call for cleanup near aisle 7. I think the toilet overflowed and it slithered it's way out onto the floor. I saw the junior gas station attendant heading towards the area with a mop and a snow shovel for scraping that bad boy off the floor. All in a days work I guess.

by cut the cards March 12, 2026

Ring Balogna

When one fucks themselves in the butt with their own penis.

Go ring balogna yourself.

by Unfortunate situations July 11, 2019