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rim rider 

Happens after you clog a toilet with a serious dump. As the bowl overflows, there is one little floater that stays inside the bowl and rides around the rim as the water still swirls from the prior flush.
Dang, I just stopped up your toilet. At least you've got a rim rider cruising around to cheer you up!
rim rider by Fecaloctopus January 18, 2010
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rim rider 

A "Bed Event" where a man takes the hard "mushroom cap" of his penis and runs it across and around the rim of a girl's pukered anus but not to penetrate. Therefore rim riding has commensed.
"Girl! Tammus was a rim rider last night for about 20 minutes, it drove me nuts."
rim rider by dang chicago October 16, 2008
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Rim Rider 

A rim rider is the absolute pinnacle of faggotry, referring to someone who is not only a faggot, but a faggot's faggot.
This person has achieved such peak levels of faggotry that they are in fact incapable of sexual acts involving a penis, instead having to press assholes with another man, bouncing up and down, or "Rim Riding".
"Hey, someone go tell that rim rider to stop leaving glitter everywhere!"

rim rider 

Rim Rider "Jacob" is a moron sometimes and never agrees to one thing and was confirmed gay by BuzzFeed and Tan from Buzzfeed and is not goated on the sticks and is gay
Hey rim rider
did you see bear bear
rim rider by nicklepickle8 January 28, 2020

rim raider 

a gay man, someone who penetrates the male anus, who "raids the rim"
Herman Goering was a definite rim raider
rim raider by Conchoona May 4, 2004

Ride The Rim 

Riding the Rim: To take a shit in such a way that all of the feces land on the rim of the toilet with none landing either in the toilet or on the floor. If one then lowers the toliet seat down on top of the feces on the rim, you call it "Making A Smore".
I ride the rim with 100% accuracy last night.
1)A person who enjoys the pleasure of being anally invaded. (Also cockjockey)

2)A person who is not highly regarded in your opinion
1) Elton John

2)"Bob? hes a real rimrider"
Rimrider by Dan November 15, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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