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Riley Wells 

If you find a Riley don't ever let him go. He is the approximate definition of amazing and will do anything and everything to make the world a better place, person by person and one smile at a time. He changes the temperature of each room he walks into with his presence and melt your heart with a glance from those mesmeric blue eyes. His smile is contagious and his hugs are a miracle. You will never find anyone as compassionate and considerate and he will not hesitate to remind you every day how much he appreciates you. You know you've done something damn right in the world if you're standing within 5ft of Riley, and never forget to appreciate the blessing of getting to laugh with him. He is goofy and sweet, and little does he know but he is highly intelligent. He is the best serious boyfriend ever.. and you'll never get tired of laughing at him as he dances around with shaving cream on his face in the middle of a Skype call ;)
Patricia: "Hey mags, who's that?"
Maggie: "Oh, THAT'S Riley Wells.. I'm highly fond of him."
Patricia: "Oh.. Why is he dancing?"
Maggie: "No one knows :)"
Riley Wells by NotAMaggie May 31, 2019
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Riley Wells 

A man who exudes big dick energy. He has the confidence to pull off almost any outfit and many wonder if he is gay. In truth he could pull all the girls but chooses not to. He has a fantastic sense of style and used to be obsessed with the military as a kid. He is a nerf gun nut as well as a constant obsession of boxing his friend gus. Lastly while having a big dick he also knows how to use it, wielding it with the power of an elder dick Jedi. Many are jealous but Riley defeats them all with his gigantic cock. Overall he had a big dick and is sexier then most.
Person 1-Did you see riley wells
Person 2-Of course how could I miss that dick
Riley Wells by Hype Man333 March 31, 2022
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