Rifle of Yahweh

1. The World's Only Unstoppable Weapon
2. The Rifle Equivalent of Chuck Norris
3. Makes Everyone Facing It Bitch and Moan
4. Makes Everyone Instantly Shit Themselves
5. God's Weapon of Choice

Instead of Smiting Him, God Decided to make him shit his pants, then terminate him with the Rifle of Yahweh.

by Adam W. (The First Nomanchico) March 29, 2007