Ridgecrest, CA

A town in the middle of nowhere. Also known as the entrance to hell. Most people wish greatly to get out of this town, but most get sucked back in and will never leave. It takes at least two hours to get anywhere decent from Ridgecrest. The town is so secluded, that most people go crazy from being here too long. Enter with extreme caution

Welcome to Ridgecrest, CA the entrance to hell. Enter with extreme caution.

Ridgecrest, CA by rckid April 12, 2011

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Ridgecrest, CA

Quite possibly the saddest place on earth. Also known as the place where living things, and dreams, come to die.
Population: tweakers, engineers, military and a few other ransoms
Terrain: brown
Weather: Hot, cold, windy. Wind warning ⚠️ tie down trampolines, lawn furniture and small children.

See also: Ridgecrap, the crest, Gateway to Hell

Ridgecrest, CAsuch a miserable place, even cactus die here.

Ridgecrest, CA by Calibama April 9, 2017

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Ridgecrest, CA

A city of 10 people where you might be lucky to find the one stoplight in town. Most people here are psychotic, and on welfare. There are also a lot of poser bros who use terms such as 'mobbin', 'chill', 'hella', etc.

Hey bro, we hella need to get outta this ghetto-ass shit-hole called Ridgecrest, CA!

Ridgecrest, CA by finnahellabeezy January 18, 2011

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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