A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.
I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.
I smiled all through dinner.
I smiled all through dinner.
by Word finder January 2, 2014
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FB_User_nosenseofhumor:
Okay, but what do we do about the annoying messages on our computers? It's still annoying, and there's no obvious way not to get them.
FB_User_regularperson:
Ha ha ha ha! You just had THE mustache ride!
Okay, but what do we do about the annoying messages on our computers? It's still annoying, and there's no obvious way not to get them.
FB_User_regularperson:
Ha ha ha ha! You just had THE mustache ride!
by Doc_knows October 6, 2010
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