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ride the bus

After the Mexican dinner Sean really had to ride the bus.
ride the bus by Yake November 3, 2005

ghost ride the bus 

when you ghost ride the bus you run along the side of the bus, because you don't have enough money to get in...this is followed by stopping at each bus stop asking for spare change to get on.
nicole spent all her money on drugs, so she had to ghost ride the bus to work.

ride the short bus

V. A derrogatory phrase derived from the smaller school bus used to ferry special education students to and from school. 1) To act in an immature or stupid way. 2) To be an immature or stupid person. 3) To drive an especially large S.U.V.
Johnny is such a dumbass, he definitely rides the short bus.
ride the short bus by snarkette April 23, 2003

gotta ride the stool bus 

an expression to describe the act of defecating. similar to "dropping the cosby kids at the pool"
Bill "What's the rush??"
Dave "I gotta ride the stool bus"
Bill "Don't forget to drop the cosby kids off on your way"
Dave "Planned on it"

Wanna ride the down with the cis bus

A term basically meaning "wanna have sex" it's used to signify a desire for a t4t relationship without letting the cis "people" know
eddie: hey wanna ride the down with the cis bus with me?
tj: hell yeah!

*they start making out*

Ride the short bus both ways 

Where did you go to Highschool?
Oh I was homeschooled... I ride the short bus both ways.