Matt.A's definitions

saggot

A huge droopy ball sack. Sounds alot like fagat. Usally got by being old or having your balls sucked alot.

You suck your grandad's saggot.

She's given me realy bad saggot.

by Matt.A October 14, 2006

ride the bus

Sitting for up to an hour doing nothing with a load of dick heads (chavs). More common in engalnd because the driving age is 18 and there are alot of chavs.

"What you doin after college?"

"I gotta ride the bus"

by Matt.A October 20, 2007

brownload

To brownload on someone is to shit on them for sexual pleasure.

I brownloaded your mum last night.

Those sick freaks like to brownload each other.

by Matt.A November 6, 2006

White Somali

Rum and Milk.

It's a disgusting Drink, created when you go to pour juice into your rum but don't look and grab the milk instead, makes a brown curdled mixture. Best enjoyed never.

"Ew i just accidentally made a white somali"

by Matt.A February 5, 2015