Ride the Moose

To have intimate relations with a rather large and ugly woman while being completely aware of just how large and ugly the woman actually is.

You know, after being with so many attractive girls you sometimes just get that urge to ride the moose

ride the moose

Similar to warm it up, riding the moose is the act of beginning an event or starting the festivities; usually a party.

Clutch, I'm ready to party. Go ride the moose.

by fragilenerd January 9, 2007

Better leave her alone she is riding the red moose.

by westep January 16, 2011

The act of having sex with a very well endowed man, usually of color.

Lejla was really riding the bronze moose last night with Jerome. I could hear her through the walls until about 5am.