Founded in the noughties by a group from Kempshott, Basingstoke, the idea of a naughty bike ride is to pedal around the surrounding villages around Basingstoke and every two or three miles, jump off the bike and do five minutes of intense workout. Apparently, after a couple of hours of this and you are truly shagged out.
by Tinker Wright July 22, 2010
Woman suspended crab like over the male, on top facing forwards man pounding away at woman, penis is dangerously popping out then "BANG" smashes the poofery gland unintentionally hard and abruptly ends the session woman is hurt
Janice told me phil gave her a turkish bike ride the other night she said it was like a knuckle punch to the barking spider
by Hairy ynnaf March 13, 2018
When a man has a threesome with two women and the two women ride cowgirl or reverse cowgirl on his face and junk simultaneously.
by Scholar_XLVII December 30, 2015
by Kroeger November 7, 2002
Groups of men heading on "cycling" trips into the woods for "exercise". Think outdoor cottaging or dogging for the environmentally concious
by Kempshotter July 23, 2010
I put her face into the goddamned wall, and depite my American locale I took a little swedish bike ride. Then I fucked her face a bit, shot her in the eye, n' slapped her til she cried a little.
by Dr. Chone, Ph.D. May 11, 2005
Replacing the seat of a bicycle with a large black dildo; then making some take a ride without pants.
Pierre made Jean-Paul take a french bike ride after he lost the bet.
Being an anal fiend, I enjoy a good french bike ride.
Jeremy Gallegos took Geo on a french bike ride.
Being an anal fiend, I enjoy a good french bike ride.
Jeremy Gallegos took Geo on a french bike ride.
by guido20 April 14, 2010