Bike Ride

A sex position when the female(person on top) puts on a motorcycle helmet and gloves and rides the penis as if they were on a motor bike;along with that they make sound effects like a motorcycle

Damn last night i was giving my girlfriend a bike ride.

by Thomas+James[no homo] January 21, 2009

Bike Ride

A code term used for closet gay men to enlist other closet gay men into having gay butt sex with them. This term usually precedes phrases such as "I'm so happy!"
Happy meaning "gay" or "the feeling you have after a great fuck."

Guy #1: Anyone want to go on a bike ride with me?
Guy #2: nah, man I'm good.
Guy #3: That would be fantastic!

a half hour later

Guy#1: I'm so HAPPY right now!!
Guy#3: This is the happiest I've ever been!

by Johnny Paulson April 10, 2009

Bike Ride

A term developed in the year 2020 during the Great Quarantine used by teenagers as an excuse to go outside and smoke

“Hey mom i’m going on a bike ride”
“Okay stay safe”
(comes home higher than heaven)

by @_KCVS April 9, 2020

bike ride

When you're cycling and the bike-seat is pushing up againt your vulva (in girls) and prostate (in boys) causing a funny sensation

If was leaning forward during my bike ride and i almost came from that

by tory borty November 8, 2013

Bike ride

A LSD trip, from the legendary bike ride done by albert hoffman

"Im going on a bike ride later"

by krs-too October 24, 2008

Polish Bike Ride

We aren't sure, we only know that, there is no cure...

The bully gave him a polish bike ride...

by pLaYaMaGiC11 May 2, 2005

jersey bike ride

To trick an individual to partake in an intense endeavor, ending in an unfortunate surprise.

When Mike finally found the golden treasure chest and smelled the poop inside it, he immediately knew he was the subject of an elaborate Jersey Bike Ride.

by BaDoSu9 December 14, 2016