Riddle Rick

A genetic condition whereby Asian men's penises are smaller than those of men from other regions of the world. This is inclusive of all the Asian nations. The term is an Asian phonetic translation of "little dick". When the poor bastard is not circumcised the term used is "Riddle Rick Riding Hood".

Riddle Rick is closely associated with the phrase "In Japan men come first and women come second. Or sometimes not at all!". Often times women cannot achieve orgasm because of the lack of stimulation from the shriveled up member.

Ding Dong Ho: "Ahhh me sucky sucky five dollar."

Dung Quack Doe: "You mussa use a straw I suffa from riddle rick."

Ding Dong Ho: "I give you discount becau' me feel bad fo you."

Riddle Rick by BigFatSlackjaw August 20, 2010

riddledick 

A penis that everyone makes fun of.

When he whipped out his weiner, everyone laughed at his riddledick.

riddledick by jasom February 9, 2004

Riddlerdicking 

When you lay down that insane boy penis

“Was he any good?”
“Girl, he flooded the city! You know the riddlerdicking was off the wall.”

Riddlerdicking by thexxmushroomxxman May 23, 2022