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Reverse Cum 

When you bust a fat load but it was so good you want to experience it again so you take a nintendo 3ds stylus and a urethra sized funnel and you put the man juice into the funnel and stuff it down with the nintendo 3ds stylus all the way up to where nut is stored, the bladder, then u conk your man meat until you cum again. Then repeat until intervention.
Mom: Bickletuck get down here foods ready!

Bickletuck: MOM SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO REVERSE CUM

MOM: Well.. boys will be boys.
Reverse Cum by Dickmanut February 22, 2025

Reverse Cum Slap

When a girl slaps a guy in the face with his own seamen.
Are you serious? Did you just reverse cum slap me? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM YOU WHORE!

Opposite of cum slap
Reverse Cum Slap by PuntaCana March 13, 2010

Reverse Cum Shot (2%) 

A lactating women shoves one of her nipples into your dick hole, then squeezes her milk down into your cock.
It hurt to piss this morning, Martha performed her world famous Reverse Cum Shot (2%) on me last night. Had enough milk in my dick to piss and fill up my bowl of Cheerios the next mornin’.

reverse cumberjack 

Mechanically similar to the cumberjack, but instead of ejaculating on the woman's face, and pooping in her belly button, the man ejaculates on her stomach and poops in her mouth.
Phyllis was okay with being cumberjacked, but when she least expected it, he pulled a fast one and gave her the reverse cumberjack.
reverse cumberjack by OG5 February 9, 2008

reverse cumshot 

A reverse cumshot is a sexual act that is only for the bravest of men. It is a sexual competition between two men where the object is to reach orgasm before your partner. First, opposite ends of a catheter are inserted into each man's penis thus allowing flow of semen between and into the others penis. Both men masturbate, while kissing and caressing each other. When one man reaches climax his semen is discharged through the catheter into his partners penis, thusly giving him a reverse cumshot. The winner of this competition is the man who ejaculate first.
Dammit. I got a reverse cumshot last night. It hurt and burned and now I have the beast man aids. I just couldn't cum fast enough.
reverse cumshot by Just gusto April 1, 2015

Reverse cumshot 

It is when a female squirts and much like a regular cumshot she squirts all over the face of the guy making it a reverse
Katie gave John a reverse cumshot last night
Reverse cumshot by JayJayFasthands October 30, 2020