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Reverse Bathtub

When an elderly, orange-tinted man sits in the Oval Office with the mental clarity of lukewarm dishwater and somehow manages to drain the country while insisting he's "filling it up."

Usually involves shouting at furniture, confusing weather maps with coloring books, and claiming divine victory over common sense.
"Bro, the economy just did a reverse bathtub — all the money went down the drain, but somehow he says it's overflowing."
Reverse Bathtub by AntiOompaLoompa October 15, 2025
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Reverse bathtub

When JD Vance gives the president Trump a massage from behind in a bathtub
Trump; That was such a great reverse bathtub You gave me last night. JD Vance: anytime boss.

Reverse Bathtub

Reverse Bathtub (noun)
1. A depraved aquatic maneuver where, instead of soaking in a tub of water, one brave soul becomes the bathtub. Usually involves the "tub" lying on their back in a kiddie pool while one or more participants "fill" them with a questionable blend of body fluids, bath bombs, regret, and occasionally a rubber duck. Not recommended by any licensed plumber or therapist.
"Last night got wildTina said she wanted a bubble bath, but Kevin showed up with a snorkel, lube, and a tarp. Full-on Reverse Bathtub situation."
Reverse Bathtub by ChaoticNewTroll October 16, 2025

Reverse bath tub

A "golden shower" in which "nature wins," and the provider of said shower accidentally defecates as well. Usually happens under emergency circumstances.
"I know a lot about reverse bath tubs."
Reverse bath tub by Covfefe16 October 17, 2025

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026