Retsal

One who has sexual opprotunity all around him/her but fails to utilize it.

Wow, he sure is a retsal for not using his sisters friends!

by jammno January 27, 2004

retallipoke

On Facebook, the retaliatory poking that ensues when one attempts to return the pokes one has already received.

I've got 74 pokes I'm trying to clear out, but as fast as I'm poking I still can't keep up - I'm getting retallipoked!

by evilrubberducky April 23, 2011

retaliate

To Give shit back 2x worse then what they did to you.

my mom took away my TV, you know what, im going to retaliate!

by Eddyyyb August 28, 2007

retaliationship

A relationship struck up for the sole purpose of making the ex of one or both parties jealous. Usually short lived and ending badly for both.

Friend 1: Why the hell is Justin hooking up with Katie, I thought he was with Amy?

Friend 2: Yeah well he was until she dumped him for her ex. Now he's just in a retaliationship.

by Erricred March 24, 2009

Retal

An energetic, hyper and loving person, anytime you need her she will always be there and although she is very stubborn she is also very giving. She is an energetic ball of fun and can hardly sit down, she is caring, courageous and beyond gorgeous. If your ever sad she will never hesitate to try to make you feel better or just be there for you. She is always happy when she is included and she loves when someone is there to listen to her problems. She might annoy the crap out of you but in the end of the day there’s nothing you wouldn’t do to hang out with her and you could never imagine your life without her.

Retal is so hyper

Yep that’s her!

by Lolrrr23455&&@ May 11, 2021

Retalivity

The phenomenon of someone being a total piece of shit, but somehow still loved wherever they go.

“Why the fuck does Scott Always get to sit down while everyone else cleans?”
“You get used to it. Poor Marlee just scooped his vomit out of the sink. she didn’t even care when she found out it was him!”
“Wow what a piece of shit, why do I feel like I love him more now”.

”Fuckk william has the worst lactose farts after drinking and yet I still always get him chocolate milk and offer to drive. Theory of Retalivity strikes again”.

“Heard you and Thompson hit up the tarred and feathered in Beaverton the other night”.
“ ya man, As soon as we walked in a bunchof randoms started telling him they feel like they’ve known him their whole life.”
“Wow the retalivity is strong with this one.”

by Koko4321 November 4, 2019

retaligagement

The act of getting engaged to someone as a response to your ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend becoming engaged.

Jenny accepting David's proposal is just a retaligagement of Steve proposing to Heather.

by Ryan Smith from Ohio February 10, 2009