Retard Syndrome

It is a disease on 1 in 5 people. It makes them have a complete lack of social skills. Pisses everyone off and does stupid things. It also kills 23 brain cells a day. Increases chances of dementia by 60%. There is treatment for retard syndrome but there are ways of preventing it like not being a total dickhead. Retard syndrome is contagious if you are friends with someone who has retard syndrome.

Jimmy keeps trying to take are lunch money so he must have retard syndrome.

Retard Syndrome by Kakwkwk January 23, 2020

Retard Syndrome

When you're zooted beyond comprehension and your friends look retarded or act retarded.

Why's this nigga look like he have retard syndrome.

Retard Syndrome by Cockblaster69000 May 22, 2023

Retard syndrome

Someone’s who named sukhneet or goes by Suki

Thinks that she’s normal when actually people thinks she’s retarded and weird. Thinks to much no one likes a over analyzer or someone who just gives headaches

No one wants to sit with Suki cuz she has retard syndrome

Retard syndrome by I love pizza February 17, 2025

Stephanie Retard Syndrome 

A disease people with the name Stephanie get. Often known as S.R.S.
Symptoms are usaully extreme crazinies, retardedness, dry humor. S.R.S is uncureable but is not infectious to other. S.R.S is geneitically inherited.

Person 1: What happened to Stephanie? I havn't seen her in ages.
Person 2: Oh havn't you heard? Shes been diagnosed with the Stephanie Retard Syndrome.
Person 1: Well that explains alot.

Stephanie Retard Syndrome by NessaHeartSteph August 8, 2011

retard text syndrome 

Retard text syndrome is when you're texting someone and they do not know how to text. It's when they say "u" instead of "you" and "r" and so on. It's when they can't spell. They say "lyke" instead of "like" or "hym" and many others.

John: "Aye bro. Y didnt u com 2 tha prty? Lyke evry1 wuz ther."

Bob: "Dude. Don't talk to me until you get that retard text syndrome checked out."

retard text syndrome by poopy21! February 6, 2010

Reward Syndrome

When you tell everyone about a thing you are planning to do or haven't finished, then receive dopamine from their complements, and end up not doing it.

Bill: I am gonna start going to the gym
Everyone: Wow, good job proud of you
Bill: * Doesn't go after all *
Bill's Friend: Take care of your reward syndrome

Reward Syndrome by CmdEngineer June 25, 2020