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It is a disease on 1 in 5 people. It makes them have a complete lack of social skills. Pisses everyone off and does stupid things. It also kills 23 brain cells a day. Increases chances of dementia by 60%. There is treatment for retard syndrome but there are ways of preventing it like not being a total dickhead. Retard syndrome is contagious if you are friends with someone who has retard syndrome.
Jimmy keeps trying to take are lunch money so he must have retard syndrome.
by Kakwkwk January 23, 2020
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THE PHRASE "YO MAMA" is commonly used by 9 year olds to 'roast people'. If you here the phrase Yo mama so ... she ........... YOU SHOULD COMMIT DIE NOW
by Kakwkwk November 2, 2019
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A word used in a ritual to make someone gay. TO DO THE RITUAL YOU WILL HAVE TO GO IN A CIRCLE. THEN YOU DO OK FINGERS AND SHOUT DOU DOU. THEN PUT FORTNITE AROUND THE SACRIFICE (CUS FORTNITE IS GAY). The sacrifice will go in the air. You ll be blinded by Bright windows. Then the sacrifice will turn to you and say. "Im gay". JK ROWLING HAS BLESSED US WITH THIS RITUAL.
DOU DOU DOU DOU DOU DOU DOU DOU DOU DOU DOU DOU DOU
by Kakwkwk November 4, 2019
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Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.
Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.
by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022
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