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An argument or fight between two or more stupid people. Especially immaturely and in front of a group of people.
Those two dumbasses, Ben and Jared, both liked the same girl, so they formed a retard rivalry and began yelling at each other like fucking five-year olds.

The retard rivalry between the homosexual HSM fanboy and the emotard went over the edge and eventually the two began viciously attacking each other.
by CloudSephiroth247 November 06, 2009
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