retained firefighter 

A part time (volunteer) firefighter. They’re also known as retards, have zero capacity to retain any firefighting knowledge and have fuck all experience actually fighting any real fires (although they can spin a massive yarn about a big fire last year, even though they never went to it). They spend a lot of time playing dress ups and pretend to be real firefighters. Retained firefighters are always seen in public in some sort of fire related t-shirt, especially when not on duty. They can be identified by the 1990’s pager on their hip and the fact that they’ll tell you that they’re a fireman within 0.4 seconds of the start of ANY conversation. The only experience they really get is that of pressing the code 2 acknowledged button on the MDT.

My mate is a retained firefighter, he’s pager never goes off, but he’s always in uniform. Gosh he really loves those code 2’s.

retained firefighter by President toddler October 31, 2017

Retainer 

The word "retainer" used in rap vernacular often is referring to keeping a thug on hand that is willing to do dirt. The celebrity retains this person's services thru cash payment, or other bartering options such as weed or pussy in the event that a punch needs to be thrown (or otherwise) and the celebrity would be open to a potential costly lawsuit, whereas the retainer does not have enough money worth be sued for, etc.

When Charlemagne Tha God was instigating Nelly during an interview, he was warned "Hey,man...just say what you wanna say. We're all men. I keep retainers just for guys like you".

Retainer by Juicy poo November 27, 2020

retainer 

I little piece of plastic and metal that sits in your mouth after the removal of Braces. Can easily get lost for they are often translucent, and are highly enjoyed by dogs as a tasty snack.

"Sorry, My dog ate my retainers."

retainer by Plasticine June 14, 2005

Piercing Retainer 

A stud, generally clear, used to hold open so as not to be seen by others

If you were going to apply for a job (most job managers don't want peirced employees.), and you have a nose piercing, you could use a piercing retainer in the place of your nose ring... not to noticable, unless close in each others face.

Piercing Retainer by kikirae May 22, 2012

Bitches on retainer 

When a male has multiple females ready to talk, hang out with, but most importantly... fuck. Usually this phrase will be used when a guy is successfully playing the field and scoring a lot of bitches snapchats from the bars.

Hell yeah brother, I’ve got some bitches on retainer right now!

Bitches on retainer by Alexthegreatt October 19, 2020

cock retainer 

The device, a.k.a. underwear, that retains the cock

At the club my cock retainer prevented a full boner.

cock retainer by READAAR March 21, 2006

Retainer Banger 

1) Someone who gives a blowjob while still having his or her retainer in.
2) A preteen who engages in early sex because preteens are notorious for having braces.

Jeff is such a Retainer Banger I got a blowjob with plastic.

Mike is such a Retainer Banger his is only 15!

Retainer Banger by Cody Jz October 14, 2008