Restless Groove Syndrome, or RGS, is a disease suffered by 90% of americans and 75% of people world-wide.
Common symptoms include moving a body part in-beat with music that is currently being listened to, such as tapping of the foot or banging of the head.
There are no current cures for RGS.
Common symptoms include moving a body part in-beat with music that is currently being listened to, such as tapping of the foot or banging of the head.
There are no current cures for RGS.
Cool Kid One: Look at that metalhead! what's wrong with him, and why is he moving his head so rapidly!?!?
Cool Kid Two: It's apparent that he suffers from Restless Groove Syndrome.
Cool Kid Two: It's apparent that he suffers from Restless Groove Syndrome.
by Harrison a. June 5, 2007
After dating for 10 months, Jane began showing symptoms of Restless Ring Syndrome. Luckily, Fred finally gave her an engagement ring, so Jane resumed having sex with him.
by CavsFan May 3, 2010
(n) Restless Loser Syndrome is a disease some people get that causes them to keep thinking their phone is ringing/vibrating when really, it isn't. So the person keeps checking and checking their phone only to see that it never rang in the first place, making them a loser.
The origin is unknown, but the cause is said to stem from a person mistaking a light shake in the leg or an odd noise for their phone ringing.
The origin is unknown, but the cause is said to stem from a person mistaking a light shake in the leg or an odd noise for their phone ringing.
-Why do you keep looking at your phone? is someone texting you?
-No, i keep thinking it's vibrating and i check it but it's not!
-Sounds like you have RLS.
-Restless Leg Syndrome?
-No, Restless Loser Syndrome, loser!
-No, i keep thinking it's vibrating and i check it but it's not!
-Sounds like you have RLS.
-Restless Leg Syndrome?
-No, Restless Loser Syndrome, loser!
by THE_Æ June 1, 2009
-noun- A medical disorder, popularized by such celebrities as Tiger Woods and Jesse James and politicians like John Edwards, characterized by sexual promiscuity, the inability to remain monogamous, sometimes fathering illegitimate children, and the likelihood of being 'outed' with Bimbo eruptions in the tabloids.
Because he left rehab before finishing his treatment, doctors fear that Jesse's "Restless Groin Syndrome" will recur.
by Jaggsokc April 5, 2010
Restless Bean Syndrome, sometimes referred to as RBS, is when a woman has a clitoris that requires more frequent attention than most woman. There is no cure for Restless Bean Syndrome to date. However; one can temporarily reduce the restlessness by pleasuring herself or "flicking the bean."
"Hey Sam I heard Grace was diagnosed with Restless Bean Syndrome, I'm sorry to hear that."
"Sorry everybody, Jonna couldn't make it to the party tonight, her RBS is flaring up. She has been flicking the bean all night."
"Sorry everybody, Jonna couldn't make it to the party tonight, her RBS is flaring up. She has been flicking the bean all night."
by Dillie Doe April 21, 2010
The uncontrollable act of humping anything, even the air. Your hips constantly thrust as if you're fucking. It is a neuropathic condition that can be combined with the Zaggman for a dramatic affect.
by Jzaags January 28, 2020
When you try and and wake up your bed-mate in the middle of the night by poking her in the back with your burgeoning hard on.
Cathy: "I didn't get a wink of sleep last night. Fuckin' 3 a.m. and Ronnie gets a bad case of the Restless Dick Syndrome! There oughta be a pill!"
by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010