A condition where the penis seems to have a mind of its own — frequently aroused, constantly seeking attention, and mysteriously active at the most inconvenient times. Symptoms include: random erections, an inability to focus due to sexual thoughts, excessive swiping on dating apps, and chronic flirting. May also involve the urge to send unsolicited pics (seek help immediately).
"Dude, I was trying to study for finals but had to take three cold showers. I think I’ve got Restless Penis Syndrome."
by Crazy_player_killer June 30, 2025
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