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Restist

Believers of God that don't believe that they have a Godly purpose. Most believers of God would would want to be preachers, priests,nuns, amd ect. But Restists find that life rather scary and controlling. Since they believe that they should enjoy life while it last. You would think that Restistism is just another form of christianity but they're not. Since they have been taught so much that "Just because you're saved and believe in God, it doesn't mean that you're a Christian." Restists get along with homosexuals, atheists and other people. They also can get along with Christians as long as they don't try to force them into something that they don't want to do. However, Restists do have common sense when it comes to limits, Restists don't believe in drinking alcohol, smoking or doing drugs, since they know that those elements can ruin people's lives.
They're Restists, believers with no found purpose.
by Myra Schatten April 14, 2020
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restostock

Restoring a car just the way it came of the assembly line.
FOR SALE: 1957 Chevrolet BelAir Convertible. RestoStock, 2 years ago.
by Frank1957 November 2, 2007
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tech resistant

Someone who does not embrace technology or has a hard time working with technological devices including computers, gaming consoles, email, cell phones, DVRs, remote controls, traffic lights...
John owns a Macbook but will only check his email with it. He's completely tech resistant.
by realmccoy420 April 24, 2011
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Famine Resistant

A "plump" or otherwise "healthy" sample from female human species that can withstand the consumption of food until well into the next ice age.
"Dont even think of getting with her yo, she looks to be Famine Resistant!
by Nate-Dog March 9, 2008
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resistonce

The word "resistonce" is not meant to be confused with its counterpart "resistance", meaning "a group of persons who oppose a force". The word resistonce means "a group of no more than two persons who,although severly outnumbered, are extremely stubborn to give up their resisting, despite how stupid it may be". This word is pronounced normally with a faulty French accent, and has emphasis on the ending "once", such as the "resistooonnnnnnnnnccccceeeeee!!"
The part "once" is NEVER to be said like the word "once", such as "I once got my head stuck in the toilet." NEVER.
J: "Hey, why don't you help us build our fort?"

M & B *with faulty French accents*: "NEVER!! THE RESISTOOONNNNNNNNCCCCCCEEEE!!"

other J *dead to the world*: "Aaaahgbheh...be quiet!! I'm trying to SLEEP!!"

B & M *more faulty French accents*:"ACK! NO! THE RESISTONCE!!"

*dives back into fort snickering*

J *weirded out*:"oookkkkkk..." *backs away*
by **spazzy** January 20, 2007
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French Resistance

The french fries remaining at the bottom of a fast food bag after the rest of the meal has been consumed.
Jack wasn't completely satisfied with his value meal until he realized that there were nine members of the french resistance at the bottom of his bag.
by RichWI October 3, 2007
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Inanimate Resistance

Primary usage: when inanimate objects seem to be fucking with through basic vegetative noncooperation, usually when you are already in a bad mood, late or drunk.
"My condom is giving me some IR"
"My shirt gave me some major inanimate resistance this morning, wouldn't get off the hanger."
by Kurrupt1976 June 17, 2009
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