If a company is a house, then Human Resources is the septic tank; all the
shit goes there. Human Resources, better known as HR, is the lowest place in a corporation's hierarchy, although they make themselves important by gaining the ability to control who works and who doesn't. To be a success in HR
one must lose all trace of humanity and become a
robot (becoming a whore is also advisable.) To paraphrase Willie Nelson,"mommas, dont
let your babies grow up to be HR drones,
don't let 'em be robots or whores or sluts, make 'em be robbers or car thieves and such....."
when i was a child, i thought like a child, but when i grew up and started working in Human Resources, i knew i had lost my
soul, and to appease my new gods i fired my
best friend, my girlfriend, my brother, an Iraqi war veteran with a silver star and a distinguished service cross, and the
guy who saved me from drowning when i was a kid. what a good day's work!!