Republiscape Plan

A proposed course of action for temporarily or permanently leaving the United States in the event that Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, or another regressive, bellicose, and bigoted Republican is elected President.

Whether it's applying for dual citizenship, letting a travel visa lapse, becoming a Reverse Russian Mail-Order Bride, or chancing Ebola by becoming a Liberian Missionary, you had better hash out your Republiscape Plan before November, Consuela.