Renaissance Festival

A big drunken party where people dress up like it's still medieval times, girls wear slutty costumes that didn't exist in medieval times, and guy who don't care about medieval times just go to look at girls who don't either.

Friend 1: Let's go to the Renaissance Festival
Friend 2: Nah Paul said we were hitting a hot club
Friend 1: Paul's going to the Renaissance Festival with us
Friend 2: Yeah that's what it was called

Renaissance Festival by TheRoflKnight September 25, 2010

Renaissance Festival

A location. Where people go to get drunk, act like idiots, and eat drumsticks without being looked down apon.

Where people can dress up and be with friends.

Do you feel like acting like an idiot today? Lets go to Renaissance Festival!

Renaissance Festival by Fairywench October 12, 2008

Michigan Renaissance Festival

Probably the most fun place to go, even as an adult. Michigan is a legal state for recreational weed now and there's always a shit ton of people smoking there nowadays. Aside from that, there's all sorts of medieval style booze to try. Perfect place to get crossfaded and just have a good time. Get a turkey leg for when the munchies eventually hit, they are massive and delicious. There's tons of fun little activities that are infinitely more fun when faded.

Me and my friend went to the Michigan Renaissance Festival and got crossfaded and then proceeded to rock climb, eat turkey legs, and hit on medieval bitches.

Michigan Renaissance Festival by СукаБлять March 20, 2024