n. Relatives are people of your family. Usually annoying as hell and trying to be a cheapskate by staying over awhile. Also steals food from you.
The f****** relatives are coming over...quick, hide the food!
by BLAcK_SToRM June 26, 2003
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Parasites that live in your house that no matter how much poison you put in the pot roast they still wont die.
Why are your relatives crapping themselves?
by Lord Meatclown June 25, 2003
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A way of saying cousin without actually saying it. So if your a blood, and you don't want to say cousin or cuz, you say relative.
Whats goin' on relative?
by Obbie April 23, 2005
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a misnomer,actually meant to be someone you can relate to.
all my realtives are fucking retards ,yea i meant my inlaws
by digitalamigo June 25, 2003
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The phenomenon in which extreme environmental factors (especially speed greater than the speed of light) change our perceptions of the same objective amount of time.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for two seconds and it seems like two hours. Sit with a beautiful girl for two hours and it seems like two minutes. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

"When a girl says she needs two minutes to get ready, that's the same thing as when a guy says there's two minutes left in the football game. That's relativity." - Johnny Damon
by Joe Shizzle April 12, 2005
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Those people who fuck up your routine for those one or two weeks around Thanksgiving/Christmas. Parasites by nature, they suck your food and drink supplies dry, as well as your morale.
You: What happened to all the soda?

On of relatives: Oh everybody's been grabbing some do you have anymore non-diet?

You: Time to die.
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'do you know jimmy fro the HR dept?' 'nope hes totally rel.'
by chris-piano December 25, 2004
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