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Rejectionese

The well known language used by a single woman to reject a single man.
I thought she was a nice girl until she started talking to me in Rejectionese.
Rejectionese by delpelham October 19, 2013
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Rejectionism 

1. The belief that you should reject anything proposed by another political party or group, no matter what it is or how it might benefit others.

2. A kneejerk reaction to anything that isn't "ideologically pure."

3. The attitude that you can honestly reject an idea even if you don't what it is -- or that you can reject a proposal without even reading it -- simply based on its origin.
Melvin is a perfect example of Rejectionism. He condemned the latest health care plan before it was even released -- in fact, before it was even written.
Rejectionism by Peter Kobs August 4, 2009

rejectionist 

The other part of a receptionist's job.
Miss McCallen receives mail and packages, and welcomes visitors to the company's headquarters, but as an experience "rejectionist" is also very good at preventing unwelcomed visitors from seeing the company's executives.
rejectionist by but for December 6, 2017

Rejectionista 

Old veteran singles site female (usually over age 55) who gets a facelift, puts on tons of makeup, dyes her hair so the white doesnt show, posts chemically madeup pictures in her single profile of her with a silly juvenile smile on her carefully disguised old face....and thinks it makes her too good for any interested men on the singles site so she winds up dying of unrecognized loneliness someday as a stubborn single who rejected everyone.
The old rejectionista turned down every one of us marriage minded guys so we all laugh at her.
Rejectionista by delriv October 10, 2014

rejectionship 

The one-sided relationship that exists between a rejector and a rejectee post-rejection. It is most commonly occurring when the rejector had some amount of feelings for the rejectee.
"That guy that Jessica rejected last month just started dating Maddie and now she's totally depressed, she needs to get out of her rejectionship with him and move on."
rejectionship by C_K_13 December 3, 2023

Rejectionship 

The act of rejecting a potential partner multiple times and then being mad that they are in a new relationship
Jessica: I rejected this sweet guy every time he asked me out. I am so mad he is in a new relationship. Ugh!
Caroline: I told you rejectionship would not work.
Rejectionship by Rucokat December 4, 2023

rejectionship 

When someone (usually a woman) rejects someone but still wants them to be single and not date anyone else in the mean time, either because they realize they actually do like them or simply because they crave staying desired
She realized her rejectionship was over after she saw the guy she rejected multiple times on the train with a new girl.
rejectionship by mwill6 December 4, 2023
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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