"Holy shit: we told Mark we'd go on a picnic and he brought a cow to make cheese from, a vineyard to make wine from, and a farm to have the picnic on. We've been Reinecked!"
The fine art of growing and maturing as a redneck, often in hick bars drinking Pabst or Shlitz beer while crying about how much you miss your hot cousin and her 3 teeth.
Danny, who, though a series of bar brawls and general redneckery ended up with TWO chipped eye teeth resulting in a gap in the shape of an invertedletter V.
The most awful teacher of Bermudian History, Terrible teacher who expects the students to treat her class like it’s the only responsibility and gives us work based on that notion, Old Hag who owns a Pig Farm and is secretly Anne Frank
Redneckenomics is defined by a group of redneck citizens that interpret the news and other "local" information and apply it to the life they are leading and the short falls in life. Typically completely incorrect understanding and application of information that may result in mob behaviorism and piles and piles of cheap beer cans while giving the show Cops plenty of footage.
"My husband aint werkin right naw and if dat osama would get out of orifice the ekonomy could get fixed and I wood pays my bills"
I am sorry, however I am unable to apply your Redneckenomics to your bill so I need you to give me your credit card now.