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refactor 

New-age (or whatever) way to indicate you're rewriting someone's code. Maybe it's intended to sound less pejorative, but it's usually a smokescreen for rewriting someone's code under the guise of using unspecified, and therefore unassailable, "refactoring rules" of which only you are knowledgable.
1) Bill's "refactoring" Jane's code again. He think's he's a better programmer, but he's just a misogynist shitheel. Frankie should fire his raggedy ass.
2) When I change your code, I'm refactoring it. When you change my code, you're just fucking with it.
refactor by therealmookmerkin March 21, 2019

sexual refractory period 

The ~15 minutes a male has following an orgasm where all his thoughts are clear.
He knew as soon as he entered the sexual refractory period that he had made a horrible, horrible mistake.

Dark Matter Reactor 

A reactor that runs on dark matter, usually started up via power laser ignition to expand dark matter in the center of the reactor superstructure. Currently handled inside of Quantum Science Multipurpose Labs. Although, it is currently undergoing a switch of companies from Quantum Science to Pinewood Builders.
John: Hey Bill, have you seen the Dark Matter Reactor ignition sequence?
Bill: No... did you get a recording of it?
John: HELL YEAH!

refractory period 

A period of great sadness. Specifically, the time after male ejaculation during which he is not able to maintain another erection.
Ellen is so hot, I don't even experience a refractory period after I bang her, I can go straight through all night.

Textual Refractory Period 

The amount of time it takes someone to return a text message.
- I sent her a text message over three hours ago! I don’t know if she’s ignoring me or if she just has a long textual refractory period.
- During his textual refractory period, a male is temporarily uninterested in further texting.
- Unlike men, most women do not experience a textual refractory period immediately after texting.
- Ugh! My grandpa’s textual refractory period is like twenty hours!

Refractory Period 

The period of great sadness that occurs between the time a man ejaculates and when a man can become erect again. Also known as "The Great Depression"
After ejacualating into Susan's face, Billy experienced a refractory period
Refractory Period by donkey fuker September 5, 2008