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redneck roulette 

When a group of rednecks take turns having sex with one girl without using condoms. Each redneck crosses his fingers that the child-to-be isn't his. Often the chosen girl happens to be one of the redneck's sisters.
Redneck #1 - Hey man get ready, we're gunna get drunk tonight and play a round of redneck roulette with Billy Joe's sister.
Redneck #2 - A ding dang doo!!
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Redneck Roulette 

A version of Russian roulette, but for rednecks. A microwave equipped with a turntable inside is place on the center of a table (this requires an extension chord). Multiple rednecks sit around the microwave evenly-spaced apart. Place a handgun with one bullet in the chamber inside the microwave. Turn the microwave on for 5 minutes. The handgun will rotate around on the turntable inside the microwave. When the handgun fires, whoever gets shot loses.

Disclaimer: Be sure to only have one bullet inside the gun and that it is in the chamber. If there are other bullets in the clip or revolver, those bullets will also fire and you will damage your handgun.

Do not ever try this!
"Well I'll tell you what. Night before last, me and the fellers done played redneck roulette at Tami Sue's place, and Bobby got shot real good.
Redneck Roulette by PDX Pilot 1 April 24, 2015

Redneck Roulette 

When a group of rednecks take turns having sex with one girl without using condoms. Each redneck crosses his fingers that the child-to-be isn't his. Often the chosen girl happens to be one of the redneck's sisters.
Redneck #1 - Hey man get ready, we're gunna get drunk tonight and play a round of redneck roulette with Billy Joe's sister.
Redneck #2 - A ding dang doo!!

Redneck Roulette 

Pulling up to a gas station with a kiddie pool and filling it with gas. Then, you sit inside of it, and you all light cigarettes and smoke.
I got some darts and mom's credit card, wanna play redneck roulette?
Redneck Roulette by sh4rkb41t January 14, 2021

European redneck roulette

Is known as triple zero Roulette wheel ,played at las Vegas Nevada, the triple zero features the order of the European or “french roulette” “single zero” with the sections of the Voisins wich are ,Zero ,2,3 / 4-7 /12-15/18-21/19-22/25-26-28-28/35/35 the orphelins (orphans) are 1/6-9/14-17-20/31/34.The tiers are 5-8/10-11/13-16/23-24/27-30/33-36 with the addition of double zero and triple zero considering the lower minimums the Europeans rednecks are delighted with their favorite passtime
Dealers remarks....“Look at that European redneck roulette player ,betting ,Voisins, tiers, and orphelins like a high Roller and stiffing gorgeous waitress Maria ...H ...what i can expect from this European redneck roulette player?” GET RID OF HIM!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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