Red Pee

What happens when girls say that they have to go pee, but really, they just need to clean out a heavy period.

Girl: "I have to go pee"

Guy: "Yellow pee or red pee?"

Girl: "Red pee..."

Guy: "oh..This is going to take a while...."

by bojzzle November 06, 2012

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peeing red

Snowboarder slang: a praising exclamation for an epic maneuver successfully accomplished but with some pain or injury.

"Whoa Dude! How did you survive that epic booter? Peeing red!!!"

by CoyoteLoki September 24, 2013

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When you pee and it comes out red and chunky.

Dude: "Why is my pee red and chunky?"

Woman:"What are you doing in my house?!"

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A campaign by Reddit on December 01, 2020 when everyone will search for this question to confuse Google algorithm.

Why is my pee red? Because you - a random redditor are googling this question

by dexteriously November 20, 2020

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by The lich bitch January 01, 2021

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The devil has possessed your anus. It may look like blood but it’s the devils piss. In order to revoke the curse you must get a priest to nut in you.

Her: Why my pee pee red?
Priest: ight bend over.

by Fishyotter September 27, 2018

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On December 01 at 6 PM GMT. Everyone google "Why is my pee red", to confuse the hell out of search algorithms

Frank : Why are you searching that?
Perri : It's why is my pee red day.

by November 20, 2020

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