Red lobster

To throw a used tampon at someone as an act of defiance.

OMG Suzie she just totally red lobstered you, you skank.

by Jsr95 May 13, 2018

Red lobster

Basically when a girl is on her period and they're having sex with with someone

Sticking a dick in a bloody vagina is a red lobster

by RedLobster November 20, 2016

red lobster

A restaurant you order a meal at solely to get the cheddar biscuits.

-------Boondocks Reference-------
Riley: Grandad don't take that ho to Red Lobster
Riley: Wit da chedda biscuitz, no grandad!

Guy: Ummh, this biscuits are so good
Girl: I know, the orgasm they give me surpass anything you have

by hdevonxz September 07, 2008

Red Lobster

Red Lobster (noun) - Tape a girl's hands up around her thumb and fingers so they are like claws. Then repeatedly make her angry with insults while smacking her lightly around the cheeks with your penis until she gets good and red. Then as you about to ejaculate, stand over her and draw some butter from your member.

Yo man, my bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up last night about watching "Say Yes to The Dress", so I tied her up and gave her a Red Lobster.

by Jack N Jit June 25, 2017

red lobster

When a man penetrates a menstraiting woman, then pulls out and slaps her in the chest and orgasming at the same time, thus leaving a red "lobster" shape and a buttery finish

"Jane is super freaky, she asked my dad to give her a red lobster"

by Kyle Tarrant August 13, 2007

Red Lobster

Legal Seafood for Black People

White guy: I went to legal seafood the other day. It was quite tasty.
Black guy: Maaaayng, I went to reyt lobsta (Red Lobster) d'udduh day. Iz gewd! Fo SHO! my baby mamma, she love dem skrimp! And iz a classy joint meng!

by tewkewl March 03, 2011

Red Lobster

When her junk smells like fish, and she serves crabs.

Julie is such a red lobster.

by Liz86 November 02, 2010