Red Skull, otherwise known as Jonesy, is the type of man that can't go outside without burning is bloody scalp and yet sustains the well known pale skin tone
I don’t think he’s a Nazi... I think he’s a Nietzschian megalomaniac... He doesn’t care about Jews... Just just wants to create the Uber-Menche and rule the world.
Hym “I don’t think the Red Skull is and actually Nazi though..., and if I’m right... how are you not literally that?”
Individuals who claim to be huge fans of comic book lore, but in reality know very little about the characters and their respective abilities, backgrounds, stories, etc. They are commonly known to brag about their comic book "knowledge" (usually acquired solely from films and/or TV shows), and are quick to condescend to those who question their familiarity of the subject. Their habits include attending midnight premieres of comic book movies and wearing superhero T-shirts out in public to display their active involvement in "geek culture".
*Thanos pops up during the end-credits scene of The Avengers*
Comic book geek: "Woah, no way! It's Thanos!"
Redskulls sitting a row back: "Uh...pretty sure that's Red Skull bro."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.