red lobster 

A restaurant you order a meal at solely to get the cheddar biscuits.

-------Boondocks Reference-------
Riley: Grandad don't take that ho to Red Lobster
Riley: Wit da chedda biscuitz, no grandad!

Guy: Ummh, this biscuits are so good
Girl: I know, the orgasm they give me surpass anything you have

red lobster by hdevonxz September 7, 2008

Red lobster 

To throw a used tampon at someone as an act of defiance.

OMG Suzie she just totally red lobstered you, you skank.

Red lobster by Jsr95 May 13, 2018

Red Lobster 

Red Lobster (noun) - Tape a girl's hands up around her thumb and fingers so they are like claws. Then repeatedly make her angry with insults while smacking her lightly around the cheeks with your penis until she gets good and red. Then as you about to ejaculate, stand over her and draw some butter from your member.

Yo man, my bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up last night about watching "Say Yes to The Dress", so I tied her up and gave her a Red Lobster.

Red Lobster by Jack N Jit June 25, 2017

red lobster 

When a man penetrates a menstraiting woman, then pulls out and slaps her in the chest and orgasming at the same time, thus leaving a red "lobster" shape and a buttery finish

"Jane is super freaky, she asked my dad to give her a red lobster"

red lobster by Kyle Tarrant August 13, 2007

Red Lobster 

Legal Seafood for Black People

White guy: I went to legal seafood the other day. It was quite tasty.
Black guy: Maaaayng, I went to reyt lobsta (Red Lobster) d'udduh day. Iz gewd! Fo SHO! my baby mamma, she love dem skrimp! And iz a classy joint meng!

Red Lobster by tewkewl March 3, 2011

Red Lobster 

When her junk smells like fish, and she serves crabs.

Julie is such a red lobster.

Red Lobster by Liz86 November 2, 2010

Red Lobster 

A place that sells Skrimps. Often pronouced "Red Lobska"

Imma be gonna to da Red Lobster fo sum skrimps

Red Lobster by skrimps10 July 27, 2010