red beard

When a lover performs oral sex on his or her partner who is currently menstruating.

Willma finally talked Fred into earning his red beard during her time of the month.

by tru@ January 13, 2005

Red Beard

The act of eating a chick out while she is menstruating and coming up with blood all over your mouth, chin and face.

Dude, last night I took that chick home I met at the bar and fucked her. The next morning when I looked in the mirror, I had a total Red Beard

by landshark 719 February 23, 2009

Red Beard

The "Red Beard" is created when a person goes down on a woman while she is on her period and that person makes her cum. Thus creating a period stain on their face that looks like a "Red Beard."

No I wont go down on you tonight. I can't go to work with a Red Beard again!

by VictoriaViolence June 18, 2011

Red Beard

Having sex with a girl while shes on her period then meat slapping her across her face to give her a "red beard"

Dude i red bearded that whore last night did you see her face?

by milkysoup December 4, 2010

Red Beard's Delight

What you get when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and period blood gets into your beard...or on your face...Inspired by the pirate Red Beard...

Ahh man, my girl's been pretty bitchy lately...most dudes would complain, but I can dig it because it means that soon I can get Red Beard's Delight...Ahhh yeah

by tiffyQ January 16, 2011

Red Beard Docking

Insertion of a beard (often braided) into the vagina of a woman while on her period.

My girlfriend is a hardcore pogonophile, and I'm a menophiliac, so tonight we're going to try red beard docking.

by zippercow September 14, 2016

red_beard_neo

I am me. Anything else is just a label.

Don't you just hate self-help books?

by red_beard_neo May 25, 2004