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Red Beard
The act of eating a chick out while she is menstruating and coming up with blood all over your mouth, chin and face.
Dude, last night I took that chick home I met at the bar and fucked her. The next morning when I looked in the mirror, I had a total Red Beard
Red Beard by landshark 719 February 23, 2009
Red Beard
The "Red Beard" is created when a person goes down on a woman while she is on her period and that person makes her cum. Thus creating a period stain on their face that looks like a "Red Beard."
Red Beard by VictoriaViolence June 18, 2011
Red Beard's Delight
What you get when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and period blood gets into your beard...or on your face...Inspired by the pirate Red Beard...
Ahh man, my girl's been pretty bitchy lately...most dudes would complain, but I can dig it because it means that soon I can get Red Beard's Delight...Ahhh yeah
Red Beard's Delight by tiffyQ January 16, 2011
Red Beard Docking
My girlfriend is a hardcore pogonophile, and I'm a menophiliac, so tonight we're going to try red beard docking.
Red Beard Docking by zippercow September 14, 2016
red_beard_neo
red_beard_neo by red_beard_neo May 25, 2004
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