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red beard 

When a lover performs oral sex on his or her partner who is currently menstruating.
Willma finally talked Fred into earning his red beard during her time of the month.
red beard by tru@ January 13, 2005
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Red Beard 

The act of eating a chick out while she is menstruating and coming up with blood all over your mouth, chin and face.
Dude, last night I took that chick home I met at the bar and fucked her. The next morning when I looked in the mirror, I had a total Red Beard
Red Beard by landshark 719 February 23, 2009

Red Beard 

The "Red Beard" is created when a person goes down on a woman while she is on her period and that person makes her cum. Thus creating a period stain on their face that looks like a "Red Beard."
No I wont go down on you tonight. I can't go to work with a Red Beard again!
Red Beard by VictoriaViolence June 18, 2011

Red Beard 

Having sex with a girl while shes on her period then meat slapping her across her face to give her a "red beard"
Dude i red bearded that whore last night did you see her face?
Red Beard by milkysoup December 4, 2010

Red Beard's Delight 

What you get when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and period blood gets into your beard...or on your face...Inspired by the pirate Red Beard...
Ahh man, my girl's been pretty bitchy lately...most dudes would complain, but I can dig it because it means that soon I can get Red Beard's Delight...Ahhh yeah
Red Beard's Delight by tiffyQ January 16, 2011

Red Beard Docking 

Insertion of a beard (often braided) into the vagina of a woman while on her period.
My girlfriend is a hardcore pogonophile, and I'm a menophiliac, so tonight we're going to try red beard docking.
Red Beard Docking by zippercow September 14, 2016

red_beard_neo 

I am me. Anything else is just a label.
Don't you just hate self-help books?
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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