Rectal Extracation 

Dropping a massive shit.

I just had a rectal extracation. It was big I didn’t flush it for fear it would clog the pipes.

Rectal Extracation by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

rectal extraction 

Pulled out of your ass. Something that is either completely made-up, or if true, a lucky guess.

Dude 1: How did you get a B+ on this test? You didn't even study!
Dude 2: Rectal extractions.
Dude 1: ???
Dude 2: I was just pullin' answers out of my ass and got lucky.

rectal extraction by FarkinFarker January 18, 2008

rectal broomstick extraction procedure 

The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.

Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.

rectal broomstick extraction procedure by JackU May 1, 2009