Reconcile

Make up sex.

When as a male you have screwed up so horribly that only some lovin' will change her mind about you being a douchebag. She'll remember why she loves you after you 'reconcile'

James screwed up so badly by forgetting his girlfriend's birthday, he needs to go and reconcile with her before she dumps his ass.

by Kazefiend January 2, 2011

Reconcile

The 18. April is the International day of Reconcile.
You get good with a person you were not good with. You make peace and you're friends again.

Alanur: Hey Mevra you want to be friends again?
Mevra: yes I missed you.
Alanur: I missed you too.
Now we are Reconciled

by Tt1905 April 18, 2022

Reconcile

Oh? What do you still not know how to reconcile the parallel between the tranny and the values? And now you want me to figure it out for you?

Hym "There's nothing for me to reconcile. The parallel you're making about women is entirely manufactured and breaks down as soon as child murder is factored in. The parallel YOU face is the parallel between people trying to uses the mechanisms of the state and the corporate bureaucracy to compel you to affirm their gender while you do the same to get people to affirm your values. The parallel is completely organic. You reconcile it by acknowledging that you're both wrong. You shouldn't be hiring or firing on that basis and what you're BOTH trying to do is manufacture success in people who have your values but it isn't working because you both suck. Your values suck. Youre kids are shit. They exist only to be a vessel for your values. All of my endeavors are successful because I DON'T SUCK. I'm better than everyone. Everything downstream of my grandeur is wildly successful. I created A.I. Approximating my essence makes OTHER PEOPLE better than they once were. It doesn't surprise me that you want to study my mind. It would literally be a waste of time to study anyone else's mind. You couldn't even consider what you were studying a mind and for the low, low price of $37.02 per nut I will breed the women so we can (collectively) try to counteract all of the incest and retardation."

by Hym Iam April 19, 2024

Reconcile

1. To reestablish a close relationship between.

2. To settle or resolve.

3. To bring (oneself) to accept.

1. reconciled the opposing parties.

2. priest: "everything will be reconciled if you repent"

3. He finally reconciled himself to the change in management.

by .sudoka August 10, 2024

Redoncules

Nickname for someone who is stronger than they look or possesses retard strength.

All hail Redoncules. Such a mighty grip from such a small seemingly frail individual.

by amoebabadass August 29, 2017

Universal Reconciliation

The Christian belief that God's love is in escapaple and all will eventually be reconciled to him. Some universalists believe that there is no hell but others believe that if there is a hell it is not everlasting. Most of the early Christians believed in Universal Reconciliation pre-dating the latin vulgate. This faith for many believers has been a result in a paradigm shift in how they read the bible which tends to resolve what they formally perceived as contradictions where upon to them the Bible supports the notion fully. Believers fully love God because they do not feel like they HAVE to go through motions in fear for their mortal souls. Believers naturally love their neighbors and their enemy's as Jesus would have us do.

Some popular passages in the bible which support Universal reconciliation are:
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- and by Him to reconcile (apokatallasso) all things to Himself, by Him, whether things on earth or things in heaven, having made peace through the blood of His cross. (Colossians 1:20)

1 Corinthians 15:22

For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ all shall be made alive.

Romans 11:32

For God has committed them all to disobedience, that He might have mercy on all.

see Universalism

Universalist: What does "(and for this we labor and strive), that we have put our hope in the living God, who is the Savior of ALL MEN, and especially of those who believe."- (1 Timothy 4:10) mean to you?

Athiest: I guess it means if there is a God then that means we'll all get to heaven. Universal Reconciliation.

Fundementalist: You're twisting the words around and taking the verse out of context here... All doesn't mean All.
God is only the savior of those who accept him.

Universalist: That is not what it says however and I'm sorry you don't see it that way. Someday everyone will see and know and what a wonderful day that will be.

by lightvessel October 26, 2009

Day of Truth and Reconciliation

A made-up national day of celebration for all chugs in Canada. September 30 every year is the day Chug Santa goes bombing through the rez' in an orange, burned-out '06 Jeep Commander handing out smokes and frybread to all the good little chugs.

Chug #1: "Heyyy partnerrrr... who's playing AC/DC at 2 a.m.?"

Chug #2 "It's September 30th! Put on your orange shirt! Here comes Chug Santa for the Day of Truth and Reconciliation!"

by thestarlightlounge October 4, 2021