receding hairline 

When your face is so ugly that your hair starts to run away from it.

Bill: damn! yana has a massive forehead

Saul: No, that her hair running away from her face, its a receding hairline.

Bill: jeez!

Saul: but she"s a slut so just brown-bag it.

Bill: I'll pass

Saul: yeah

receding hairline by pinwheel897 March 22, 2010

Receding Hairline 

Ksi's forehead

That guy has a hardcore Receding Hairline.

Yep kinda looks like ksi

Receding Hairline by VrikkenVisagie February 11, 2019

Receding Hairline 

One who's bad at deep meaningful tweets, has an expected massive forehead, one whom believes they are blacker than one truly is. Tries at everything but never really accomplishes much.

Person#1: duuude that new guy in class is such a receder like did you see that receding hairline it's almost excpeted that he's a douche.

Person#2: I get it I really do I mean just take a look at his tweets it's just bad bro.

Receding Hairline by Harribalsach October 29, 2015

Receding hairline theory

Applicable to men online (usually bald with caps or evident receding hairlines, often featuring photos with them in mirrored sunglasses and inside vehicles) who post misogyny, violent threats, or any kind of verbal abuse whenever a woman says something they don't like (which could be as simple as "women shouldn't be raped" or "women shouldn't feel obligated to have sex with you just because you paid for dinner, because they are not hired sex workers")

(online article about woman being raped and murdered)

Some dude: okay but we don't know the WHOLE story, I'll take things that never happened for $500 Alex

Someone replying to him: looks like we have another case of receding hairline theory

Receding hairline theory by egg8 March 20, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004