receding hairline 

When your face is so ugly that your hair starts to run away from it.

Bill: damn! yana has a massive forehead

Saul: No, that her hair running away from her face, its a receding hairline.

Bill: jeez!

Saul: but she"s a slut so just brown-bag it.

Bill: I'll pass

Saul: yeah

receding hairline by pinwheel897 March 22, 2010

Receding Hairline 

Ksi's forehead

That guy has a hardcore Receding Hairline.

Yep kinda looks like ksi

Receding Hairline by VrikkenVisagie February 11, 2019

Receding Hairline 

One who's bad at deep meaningful tweets, has an expected massive forehead, one whom believes they are blacker than one truly is. Tries at everything but never really accomplishes much.

Person#1: duuude that new guy in class is such a receder like did you see that receding hairline it's almost excpeted that he's a douche.

Person#2: I get it I really do I mean just take a look at his tweets it's just bad bro.

Receding Hairline by Harribalsach October 29, 2015

Receding hairline theory

Applicable to men online (usually bald with caps or evident receding hairlines, often featuring photos with them in mirrored sunglasses and inside vehicles) who post misogyny, violent threats, or any kind of verbal abuse whenever a woman says something they don't like (which could be as simple as "women shouldn't be raped" or "women shouldn't feel obligated to have sex with you just because you paid for dinner, because they are not hired sex workers")

(online article about woman being raped and murdered)

Some dude: okay but we don't know the WHOLE story, I'll take things that never happened for $500 Alex

Someone replying to him: looks like we have another case of receding hairline theory

Receding hairline theory by egg8 March 20, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019