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Rear admrial 

A rear admrial also known as the dreaded rear admrial is in close relation to the atomic wedgie and is in the same category as the flying wedgie, the key difference between the the two maneuvers is hand placement of the recipient. While perfoming the Rear admrial or DRA the undgarmets of the victim are pulled or "wedged" up the rear most crease in The glutius maximus in a upward motion while simultaneously placing the right hand of the recipient on the forehead and securing it with the elastic band of the undergarments creating the illusion of a salute. Caution not to be attempted by anyone with a 8.5 bully rating or lower
Man did you see Cameron yesterday after we snuck a Rear admrial on him? I can still see the imprint on his hand from his jockeys!
Rear admrial by Naga360 August 19, 2018
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The Rear Admiral 

High ranking Naval officer.

Also a sex term when a man is doing a woman from behind while standing. Objective of the game is to fuck and push her around the room. The catch is you do it without using hands while trying to knock her into objects. If you make it 360 degrees around the room without hands your are promoted to Rear Admiral.
After a night of drinking too much tequila, I decided to do the rear admiral. The girl ended up with a broken nose and I ended up with a broken lamp and TV.
The Rear Admiral by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023

rear admiral

From an interview with "The Simpsons" creators.

Regarding "Rear Admiral," I think the answer is probably as disappointing as you feared it might be: it doesn't exist. Here is the actual first draft script excerpt from the Halloween show:

BART: Milhouse. Milhouse, wake up. Quick, look out the window.
MILHOUSE: No way, Bart. If I lean over and put my face against the window, you're gonna smash it, or maybe pinch my butt real hard.

This was the first draft. In re-writing it, the writers wanted to go for something a little funnier, something that would sound like it was from the family of "flying wedgie," "purple nurple," etc. Someone, I do not remember who, said "Rear Admiral." It sounds real, having the word "rear" in it, but it was manufactured to sound real. As far as we know, it doesn't really exist.
Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse, wake up, quick! Look out the window.
Milhouse: No way, Bart. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral!
rear admiral by jlovato August 18, 2006

Rear Admiral

A man who admires other mens rear ends, with thoughts of buggering the admired rear end.
Did tou see how long Darrel was staring at that guys ass? He is a big time Rear Admiral
Rear Admiral by JackTors May 14, 2019

Rear Admiral Salute 

A pose where a man pushes his erection down between his thighs, pointing his penis towards the ground or floor.

Often depicted in gay porn as a way of accentuating the size of the penis.

Porn models and actors will often pose with their back to the camera, highlighting the testicles, perineum, anus and erect penis.
Brent moved his hand over his erect penis, pushing it's length down between his legs, giving his audience a full rear admiral salute.

"You could fly a flag from a pole like that", Tristan said as he moved the camera in for a close-up.

rear admiral

A senior rank in the Navy.
He was promoted to rear admiral
rear admiral by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

rear admiral

While performing intercourse doggystyle, the man pulls the womans hands behind her back and attempts to thrust her around a room. A full circuit around the room will make you a rear admiral.
You should have seen her knee's after I earned my rear admiral!
rear admiral by daslew March 24, 2009