by Evy Sanchez August 10, 2006
by Elmo24 May 11, 2012
A realistic dong is a latex replica of a guy's raging boner that he makes from a kit and uses to suck or fuck his own or another cadet's boy-hole.
My cadet roomie , Matt, likes to use his realistic dong on me whenever we have sex - feels like I'm being spit-roasted by the same cadet!
by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020
Splinter group of Seekers of Buddhism/Zen philosophy that stay true it's precepts and values. Spiritual Realist refuse to take drugs and are able to see through the flaws and reject radical pacifism, pushed and stained by the mainstream
Fake Spiritual: "Hey I'm into Spiritual too!"
Spiritual Realist: "Really?!"
Fake Spiritual: "Yeah I got into it after taking LSD. It opened my mind!"
Spiritual Realist: "Oh..."
Spiritual Realist: "Really?!"
Fake Spiritual: "Yeah I got into it after taking LSD. It opened my mind!"
Spiritual Realist: "Oh..."
by AznDoItBetter August 12, 2021
when you think someone you see in public is attractive but not like hollywood or hollywood-adjacent attractive.
friend one: woah that person over there's really hot! don't you think?
friend two: yeah but they're no ryan reynolds or margot robbie.
friend one: oh obviously but you know, they're like, realistically attractive.
friend two: yeah but they're no ryan reynolds or margot robbie.
friend one: oh obviously but you know, they're like, realistically attractive.
by luck fries July 2, 2022
Proper Noun - this is the proper name/classification of what poeple have called/classified a person who does not belive in a God or Gods as an Atheist/Atheism. Since Atheism is considered to be a "religious fellowship," this completely contradicts the very purpose of a Secular Realist. A Secular Realist or Secular Realism is a person/classification in which evidentual facts supporting theories and ideas hold more improtance and impact on their life far greater than any belief system in a God/Gods. Secular Realist/Secular Realism charges Theism/Religion to the rules and regulations of the scientific method and merit it to have no factual supporting evidence. This finds a Secular Realist confounded as to how someone could belive in the unexplained by non answers accroding to a logical system of testing and questions that is not only highly accepted, but highly supported by even religious communities, Secular Realists call it the Scientific Method.
"seriously people, stop calling me an Atheist. I am a Secular Realist, and no it is not a religion nor is it an anti religion!"
"Secular Realists do not believe in Intelligent Design."
"Because i am a Secular Realist i tend to trust scientific theories over having faith."
"Secular Realists do not believe in Intelligent Design."
"Because i am a Secular Realist i tend to trust scientific theories over having faith."
by METAL BLOOD July 9, 2009
Any sex move that consists of the use of a curling iron, a little blue pill, salsa, motor oil, anal beads, painters tape, a 1967 penny, a finger from a broken statue, or a slinky dog(like from the movie Toy Story.)
Bro 1: "Dude I gave this girl a realistic randy last night."
Bro 2: " Really what objects did you use?"
Bro 1: " I tied her down with the slinky dog, shoved the 1967 penny in her mouth, poured a little salsa in her mouth then covered her mouth with painters tape. Then proceeded to pop the pill myself, applied the motor oil as lube, stuck the curling iron in her vajay... dont worry it was on low, and then finished by fucking her in the ass."
Bro 2: "What kind of salsa did you use?"
Bro 2: " Really what objects did you use?"
Bro 1: " I tied her down with the slinky dog, shoved the 1967 penny in her mouth, poured a little salsa in her mouth then covered her mouth with painters tape. Then proceeded to pop the pill myself, applied the motor oil as lube, stuck the curling iron in her vajay... dont worry it was on low, and then finished by fucking her in the ass."
Bro 2: "What kind of salsa did you use?"
by welshes grape juice January 13, 2011