Jimmy is such a fucking ReTard, all he does all day is watch faux news and in the evening he goes to the bar where he trades his footstamps for bud light and spews his hatred he learned from faux news. Jimmys favorite part of every day is when he goes home to his trailerhood and bangs his wife/mom/sister but swears its only his cousin.
by Sparky494 July 04, 2018
ReTard n. Portmanteu of "Republican" and "retard". Someone who, intoxicated by an assumption about being knowlegable and right about politics and economics, forgets that they need to get actual real ordinary people to support them if their agenda is to be advanced. Often but not always middle class, easily led and with poor insight to society's problems, and naive about the mechanics of politics and utterly ignorant about how power actually works.
by ConBasher July 19, 2014
Is also know as fucktard,dipshit.The ReTard has no life.Their pass times consist of internet and wanking over there ps2.ReTards kids only need one piece of cheese a day as that is all they can afford.
by Salli Malli March 16, 2006
Retarded retard
by the random. October 10, 2021
by GrEMbOt... August 18, 2005
The only word in the world that is considered offensive when used properly and used improperly. If used as a replacement for the word stupid someone will immediately point out how you're being offensive. On the contrary, if you call someone who is mentally handicapped retarded, you will also be called offensive.
Person one: You just chugged a 2 liter of Coke and a box of Mentos? You retard.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive! (Proceeds to vomit Coke everywhere)
Person one: Aww, poor Timmy is retarded.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive!
Person two: Hey, that's offensive! (Proceeds to vomit Coke everywhere)
Person one: Aww, poor Timmy is retarded.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive!
by Mr. P. FLuffee June 15, 2010