ReJews

The name of a nonprofit that promotes sustainability and social entrepreneurship. It rhymes with reuse.

ReJews helped me be more green!

by What5G00d January 10, 2019

Rajewski

a Polish badass

If Chuck Norris was Polish he would be a Rajewski.

by polishhammer July 7, 2010

Rejewnion

When Jews reunite after not seeing each other for a long time.

Gary, Josh, and Jake went to their middle school Rejewnion at Bicultural.

by icwish November 15, 2009

rejewvinated

The act of straying away from Judaism but returning to the faith with twice the Jew power.

Austin took off his yamaka for a couple years, but but after giving up bacon for the second time he felt rejewvinated.

by punkkills August 6, 2010

rejewvinator

a breeding jewish person

lea shwartz just had her 5th child ... she is one serious rejewvinator !

by menora November 16, 2007

Rojewski

A manchild of Polish descent who marrys a woman 15 years older than him for her money. Gets fired from 10 minimum wage jobs a year. Displays pride in his rotten, garbage filled rusted blue car. Is Extremely stupid, cheap, a liar, and whiney baby. One would have a better conversation with a rock, than with a Rojewski. Cheats on his Ruth 24/7...not a true Rojewski, but just as dumb, allowing herself to be used.

A "man" who's family are the original characters portayed in all Polish jokes past and present.

Waitress 1: "Hey, that wanky Polack ran out, without paying!!! effing Turd!!!"
Waitress 2: Oh, man! I do believe you've been Rojewski'd!!!


A Little ditty, sung in the tune of Squarebob Spongepants:
"Who would live in a Pineapple if it was freeeee?...Spongejim Rojewsssskkkkiiii...!!!"
"Who's stupid, cheap and has ADD..? Spongejim Rojewwwwwssskkkiiii."

by linda April 30, 2005

Family rejewnion

A sudden encounter with a large group of Jewish people, who would more chances than not, probably be a large Jewish family, of some sort, celebrating some sort of Jewish party, or festival. Most of the time they’re yelling in Hebrew, or Yiddish (sometimes even Arabic)

\\\what to do if you ever run into a family rejewnion///

1. Do not drop a penny, for you may be mauled by a large number of humans, fighting jewth and nail

2. Stay out of their way, they're likely late for something.

3. Do not provoke, or draw attention to the group. Our liberal media loves them Jews.


Shalom!

Jake "I went to the Newport Dunes yesterday, and saw a bunch of these people wearing funny things on their baldspots, and they were yelling in some weird language, kinda creepy."

Jonas "Oh, dude, you probably just saw a family rejewnion"

Jake "Cool!"

by rob$ October 15, 2008