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Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding! 

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.
2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

Re-Butted 

To replace ones buttock imprint, with thy own.
The man made a butt print on your bed, so I re-butted it.
Re-Butted by FeysMessenger December 16, 2013

You’re a butterfly 

You are very kind and caring and people love it when you land in their life. However no one wants to date or fuck a butterfly
Mike:Dave it’s ok,you’re a butterfly. Their is nothing wrong with that
Dave: I know,but I want to get laid

Now we're cooking with butter.

This phrase narrates a progression or improvement in quality. Note that 'now we are cooking with gas' narrates a progression or improvement in efficiency.
"Hey man I just started trying harder at work and it makes the day go by so much faster!!"... "Good for you man. Now we're cooking with butter."

Rebuttlicken

A conservative or neo-conservative Republican that outwardly claims to dislike gays, but is secretly really as queer as a three dollar bill (or a fan or member of the Bush Administration).
Gannon Guckert and Ted Faggard are such ReButtlicken goons!
Rebuttlicken by Shit_4_Brains August 28, 2007

Simpson Rebuttal

An answer to the argument in favour of belief in God formulated in Pascal's Wager, formulated in turn by that great philosopher, Homer J. Simpson. Essentially, the God we are asked to believe in on the strength of Pascal's Wager, presumably the Judeo-Christian Jahweh, is merely one of thousands if not millions to have been worshipped throughout human history. Assuming the mere numbers of the faithful are an unreliable guide to the veracity of this god's existence (and no serious scholar of human beliefs would argue otherwise), then how do we know we've got the right god?
Simpson Rebuttal:

"But Marge! What if it's the wrong god? We'd only be making him angrier and angrier every Sunday!"
Simpson Rebuttal by Fearman February 23, 2008