Ray Johns 

Smooth ; when something just works perfectly

I was Ray Johns when I was getting that girls number

Ray Johns by Thunderous 1 April 15, 2017

Ray Johnson 

when you rip a fart right in front of some one and then just casually walk away

dude I just pulled a Ray Johnson on the bus driver when I was getting off

Ray Johnson by i am a pseudonym April 5, 2010

John Ray 

John Ray is not a good person. He is a bad person, actually the worst of all the worst. He is bad to all men, to the point that he exceeds in personality, intelligence and looks. He exceeds in his current course effortlessly, since that course was what his heart desires. He exceeds in dancing to the point that he created his own style known peculiarly as seductive urban. He exceeds in giving you advices. He exceeds in arguments, you will learn a lot from him since he grew weirdly with the help of internet and knew puzzles of logic. He exceeds in affection, you will never find anyone disturbing like him. Once he stares at you, he will not only poison your mind but also your heart. This man is one of a kind. No one will be better than him in the heart of this lady writing this description. She knows how worse this man is and how worse he can become. He stole all the attributes of men from what this lady wished for. He never left a single piece of attribute for men to have, so that this lady will only look to him. Every Valentine's Day, every week, everyday, every hour, every second, he will always be the worst of all men to this lady's heart.

John Ray is suprised.
John Ray is loved.

John Ray is an excellent son and brother.

John Ray has a beautiful girlfriend.

John Ray by revixenportable February 10, 2020

Ray William Johnson 

An ugly looking troll creature that is 4'8 and reviews OTHER people's viral videos on Youtube so he can make a large profit. He steals other people's funny videos and makes terrible jokes about them that he repeats every video. This lonely troll also has a second channel that follows his scripted life around L.A. In these videos he has a guy (supposedly his friend) that has a job to laugh at all his lame jokes. He also hires vapid women to follow him around so he can get more views from YouTube perverts.

Idiot: Hey, did you wach that "fake and gay" video featured on Ray William Johnson.

Intellectual: No, because I have more than one brain cell, and don't support theifs who are as funny as a turd...

Reformed Idiot: I have been enlightened. I will never watch that pathetic excuse for a human again!

Ray William Johnson by HAHaha...;) June 29, 2011

Ray William Johnson 

Ray William Johnson is a youtuber, self proclaimed comedian and overall a useless piece of suck that doesn't deserve half of the six digit salary he makes. Most of his viewers are either swagfags or too stupid to realise all his jokes are the same of what an 11 year old would make. He hosts a show called =3 where he literally takes videos from other peoples channels without permission and just says what happens in them adding a said unfunny dirty joke. He is currently the highest subscribed channel on YouTube, proving that subscribers don't matter. He is the scum of the earth.

Swag-Fag: Hey man did you see this weeks =3? Ray William Johnson is so funny, haha fake and gay!
Person with sense: I don't watch shit.

Ray William Johnson by GeorgeLopez December 9, 2012

Ray William Johnson 

Ray William Johnson is an entertainer who sprung into fame in 2009 when he started reviewing viral videos on Youtube. His show is entitled =3 (Equals Three). In each episode he reviews three videos adding his witty commentary to each one. He is known for his sarcastic remarks and phrases such as: "Fake and Gay" and "Squaids (or Squirrel Aids)". He's used "troll" and portrays one in some of his videos. Ray also is known for his "Doin you mom" and "buttsecks" jokes. All these things have spread and become more common among the internet using community. In each video users may send a video response and it could be picked as Ray's Comment Question of the Day. Anyone is welcome to comment with an answer and 5 answers will be chosen by Ray and featured in his next video. He currently uploads his Equals Three videos usually every Monday and Thursday.
Ray also has an alternate "vlogging" channel, called BreakingNYC. In that channel, Ray record parts of his daily life.
Ray was in a group: FattySpins, in which he and the other members put together catchy songs with a comedic edge. Most popular: Doin' Your Mom.
Ray lives in New York, and attends college.
Ray William Johnson is a very talented, very busy (seemingly), very funny dude who is on his way to bigger and better things. I expect to see him on TV soon.

Mike: "What happened to Youtube?"

Phil: "Ray William Johnson AKA pure awesomeness."

Mike: "Huh?"

Phil: "Well, you have to admit he DOES have more talent than most of these so-called "stars" today."

Mike: "True. But he's not stupid, he's actually entertaining, his show is stimulating, and I don't feel completely retarded after watching his videos. That's not like the other Youtubers!"

Phil: "Umm....Exactly."

Mike: "Two camels in a tiny car!"

Ray William Johnson by SoFlyAway August 24, 2010

Ray William Johnson 

A guy who somehow became popular on Youtube one day. He hides a partly shady life, in which he's supposedly scammed MicFri and Breeze on their popular song "Doin' your Mom". He's been known to do particularly odd things, like addressing the viewers as a forum, repeatedly using phrases like squirrel aids and fake and gay, which are annoying now since 69% of the Youtube community are using it on anyvideo they deem fake.(This has spawned a mutated child, the "False and Homosexual" phrase) So far, he's impersonated a troll multiple times and insulted them, yet he happens to be one himself, lurking around for viral videos and then giving reviews on them in which he shows many signs of being a troll and often not actually giving a review.

What happened to Youtube? People like SxePhil, Ray William Johnson, Fred, and ShaneDawsonTV have taken over.

Ray William Johnson by DaddyStix March 14, 2010