A male thing filled with STDs. See banana hammock
"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, so I wouldn't bring him home."
by Ghost_anon May 31, 2022
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A medicated topical preparation that's purportedly intended to soothe muscle-pain/stiffness, but is so horrendously powerful/concentrated (think, the searingly-strong stuff that Laurel Jr. spilled onto Hardy Jr.'s behind after accidentally shooting him with the BB gun in the movie "Brats", with predictably hysterical-screaming-and-writhing results) that the unfortunate user of said concoction actually feels like it's murdering ("eliminating") him.
Perhaps Achmed didn't get his flesh removed by the "premature detonation" of his suicide-bomb --- on the show, it is stated that Achmed's son AJ had "sent him a bottle of skin-lotion" as a gift, so maybe it was actually Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment, and it literally dissolved the flesh right off him. It's no wonder, then, that the resentful Achmed later contemptuously "sent him back half a bottle", and that AJ now looks largely "skeletonized", just like his body-less dad... probably HE tried some of the eliminiment on HIMSELF, with similarly-horrific results.
by QuacksO June 1, 2018
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When you grow your pubes out, put beads in them and then wiggle your hips whenever you’re horny
I was ready to go to bed, but she did Thee Rattlesnake and I knew it was game on
by protoiletrider June 17, 2022
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When someone goes above and beyond to be extra secretive and deceitful and more shady than a person usually would be.
Did you see what Kim did last week at school? She cheated on 4 of her tests and was flirting behind her boyfriend's back. She's such a Rattlesnake.
by CaliFORya49 September 3, 2017
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When ur doing anal and the girl farts on ur dick.
She rattlesnaked all on my cock dude!!!!
by ForAHamstra January 27, 2020
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When someone squeezes your penis between their buttcheeks and flatulates.
That chick was crazy and totally rattlesnaked my shit last night. ratylsnake, rattlesnak, snake, rattle, rad.
by Ryan h, machesney park il January 30, 2011
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